By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
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Econforthwin 15

Well that is disgusting whether you hate feet or not.

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seemo82 19

maybe that was a message u a**holes... feet is something u have to put in mind while having sex

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feven 32

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awesomeamandas 37

People from planet earth tend to be weird.

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YepThatsMeee 23

I think you'll find that people from other planets are MUCH more weird.

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MichaelDeSanta 20

Next time she goes to sleep put your dick in her mouth.

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Enslaved 36

Good idea until she bites him there! O.o

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YepThatsMeee 23

Well I hope for OP's sake that his gf doesn't have a deep hatred of dicks.

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MichaelDeSanta 20

If she had a deep hatred of dicks she probably would have a girlfriend, not a boyfriend.

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surranger 19

when she falls asleep just put ur penis in her mouth? idk

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imapartypooper 15

If I am not mistaken, I believe that is called rape.

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Wolfparable 22

That's pretty damn gross in my opinion. Rude of her either way.

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