By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
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Econforthwin 15

Well that is disgusting whether you hate feet or not.

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pineapples24 11

I have a deep hatred of get as well so I totally see where you're coming from

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Echosnow 15

I hate feet too! Time to get rid of her!!

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fifil_fml 18

Why can she not tie her own shoes? I really don't like feet either although can't think of many people that do!

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marcranger 28

There are actually whole...websites...made for people who like feet a little too much (shudder ).

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Nish007 15

3 weird things in this story: 1, she asking you to tie her shoes. 2, your deep hatred of feet. 3, her giving you the foot in mouth treatment. 3 is damn funny doe XD

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JazNim17 18

I know two different guys who can't stand feet. It's not that unusual.

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CaroAurelia 12

1. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!! 2. I don't blame you. Feet weird me out, too. 3. How did tying your girlfriend's shoes even come up in conversation? 4. If anybody ever did this to me, that would be the last time they had feet.

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marcranger 28

I have whatever the opposite of a foot fetish is myself, OP. Reading this made me dry-heave. Your girlfriend sounds petty and disrespectful of others. I'm not going to say "dump her," but if I were you, I'd seriously consider it.

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ezrajab 22

Well she is a keeper

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Saraj07 18

Even if you were someone who had a foot fetish, putting your feet in someone's mouth when they're sleeping is ******* weird. And a bit childish on her part. Like what the hell? o.O

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