well thanks 57 (and i THINK 61?) 55...really? that's weird, because i'm normally really careful with spelling and grammar when correcting someone else's to avoid this situation...my bad. if i missed out an apostrophe, sorry, i'm on my phone and i don't really use them in texts so the habit kind of transferred over to the internet. yes, i agree that you shouldn't insult people personally over the internet but in this instance, if you guys could be getting laid, you probably wouldn't be on FML. but then, i'm only on here and replying because i have really important studying to avoid, so maybe this is the case for you? idk. the rest of you, basically, i'm not surprised 34 and i got so many thumbs down given that you're all guys and seem to be stuck back in the days when anyone who criticised men was considered an idiot. i wasn't going to waste any more time on this, but whoever it was that said "you talk like a book and it scares away the boys", seriously, wtf?????? firstly you've obviously never read a book, secondly...well, if it scares away guys like you who aren't interested in girls with a brain, i'm cool with that.

if it shuts her up

Sounds like you're a douche. It's a sweet thing to do, but useless if you don't mean it. YDI... and to be dumped.

76, I am a girl and you irritate me, so your basically saying you want a pussy bitch for your bf, I want to date a man, so put on your big girl panties and get used to GUY jokes

Lol nice thats something I would do.

GENIUS!!

seems it is a single thing to stop g/f talking and do not offend her but it is so inconvenient to move through the room to kiss her...

damn bluegoldfish, after that book length rant that was barely coherent, you got owned by a simple few sentences by another woman. You lose have a nice day brooding about guy jokes! :D

COMMENT WOOOO!

In what way is this an FML?