Yeah, i think even on the fmls not about relationships, someone says something about giving/getting a *******. If only more stand-up comedians realised that you dont have to think up something of any intelligence or wit- just the concept of sucking someone off is obviously hilarious enough on its own. Its pretty childish, apparently when I was 11 all my jokes were at the hight of wit!

You're training your girlfriend to be more annoying. What if you had a dog and every time it started barking you gave it a treat so it would shut up for a minute?

How is this a fml? This is awesome win win.

bj ftw get more of those op

cuz you don't have a dick! I do and the joke is funny!!

Haha. That's a pretty good idea.

Wow some of you people are seriously stupid. If his biggest relationship problem is that she won't take a break from jawwing his ears off, he really doesn't have any problems. OP just keep kissing the talkative bitch. It won't kill her to shut it

Tip, she also can't talk with a mouthful of your junk in her. That's how I used to shut up my only bitch ex.

it's kind of sweet but annoying xD just idk work it out with her and tell her but don't be mean about it :)

been there, done that. it's just annoying... but what's even annoying, never stopped texting me 24/7.. if I turned off my cellphone, she calls the house numerous of times. whipped or not, I still do whatever I want in my life. OP, you can do whatever u can, you don't need a woman who controls your life.