By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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Livinia 11

I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

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mellb_fml 3

My boyfriend talks loads, i might try this :P

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Alex94xela 0

to get your bf to stfu just unzip his pants and give him head or something.

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patches85 0

that's seriously so weak

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nadhirah 4

opposites attract. I don't think you'd want to be with someone who's really quiet. assuming that you're really quiet.

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poopydutchman 2

he never said he was quiet, he just wanted some quiet time. maybe she just talks all the time and he wants some time to talk.

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sourgirl101 28

So don't tell her. It sounds like a win/win situation to me.(:

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bluegoldfish 7

40- it's crotch, not crouch, if you're going to make a dumb nonsensical joke at least do it right. 37- hell is pretty predictable, there are a few unknowns like what colour tie satan's going to be wearing when you get there but by and large you can pretty much guess its going to be hot and burning and you'll get heatstroke pretty quickly, and then you'll get stuck there for eternity with all the murderers and paedophiles, it's not that hard to work out. 34- i agree with you, some guys (like #40) need to grow up. or just grow a pair for a start, then they might actually have half a chance of getting their sun-starved butts away from their computers so they can get laid like they say they do.

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