By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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annie_nk 22

Ah, the power of cheese. Anyone remember that old commercial?

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redbluegreen 40

This FML could have been written about me.

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astralvagan 20

So, buy her some cheese and get laid! Give a woman what she wants and she'll give you everything you want

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TrentF13 12

When you finish milking her, make sure not to curdle- er... Cuddle for too long.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Take her to a dairy and have sex there!

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TheUnfortunateMe 4

Hmm maybe eating a cube of cheese in a sensual manner

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Dnigz13 4

Well atleast now you know you don't have to worry about not turning her on, just bring a slab of cheese to the bedroom with you whenever you want to get it in.... That is unless she's just ******* with you about this

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hunteer9 5

That's actually a pretty cool turn on. Better than cutting herself, or having you cut her.

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tonnie_soms 5

Do not was your penis, you may develop some Brie

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