By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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perdix 29

Now that you know that, take her on a trip to Wisconsin. She'll be in a constant "state" of arousal, and you will get laid like never before, even though it's our cows and dairy farmers that are doing the heavy lifting. Buy her a "baig" of cheese curds and take her to a Packers game where the sight of all those Cheeseheads will make her maul you with her body. Ya, hey!

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thethingy 6

Smother your dick in cheese before you have sex

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XxskyelovexX 13

Did this make anyone else think of the character from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends named Cheese? The first thing that came to head was "I like cereal" haha

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raphanne_fml 33

I understand your girlfriend so much! I'm a French working in Japan, and I would do pretty much anything for some good French and Italian cheese right now... *drools*

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lishajoy777 14

Then your ass better get your cheese outfit on. Maybe she'll dress up as a mouse. Bam! Fourplay!!

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HelpMeJeebus 5

that's why they invented the cheese spread in a can..

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