Intimacy: Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By Sgt_Jackrum - 05/02/2016 10:27 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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By bob - 01/09/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:48

Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

Kajol123 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:49

At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

Comments

blcksocks 19

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:12

Lol. Burka?

gasbandit 2

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:14

This Grandma is AWESOME.

rosesofash860 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:42

Oops! Autocorrect, you meant AWFUL!!!

Bunnizlovely 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:15

Tell her you're just using protection, safety first. At least, That is until you get mistaken for a prostitute an raped:/

crazycatloverr 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:07

Rape is not something to joke about. And clothing isnt the only reason why people get abused and raped.

bazingabitches 17

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:17

Seriously? What is wrong with you and, how is that funny?!

wlddog 14

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:18

And she wonders why she is only allowed over for the holidays.

blcksocks 19

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:22

Just a joke guys. My apologies if it was offensive.

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:26

Well she sounds like she's been around a few times herself.

rosesofash860 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:35

Granddaughter: leave me alone you old b***h! How would you know what clothes are and are not too tight when you and Adam use to go nude in the garden!