By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham

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Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML
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StanSmith_fml 9

Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

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Kajol123 5

At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

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NoOneCaresReally 8

Best insult I've heard for a while, might use that.

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mizuki123 8

She sounds nice... At least you don't live with her or see her often. I had a friend who lives with her grandma that is not very nice,

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crazycatloverr 7

Are you daft? How do you get 'nice' from that?

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BehindU 5

Sarcasm you imbecile.

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mizuki123 8

It's called sarcasm.. Maybe you should try it sometime.

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darwinismisalive 3

Just making up for how loose her skin is?

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darwinism 30

Spit on her and say "Ooppps, sorry. My condom just broke". That sucks OP. FYL

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Permenio 4

Whoosh! That went right over you head 28. Get a sense of humor.

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rosesofash860 8

And I was taught by my ELDERLY GRANDMA that age is no excuse for bad behavior. And to get respect you got to give it.

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fishboy123 7

she sounds like a lovely lady, you sound like a tramp

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Awww but that's not how meemas should be! They should call you moonpie and ask if you want another cookie :(

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WretchedOnyx 29

Because they're nummy nummy and they could just eat you up?

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rosesofash860 8

Sheldon is that you? Do you need me to sing you soft kitty?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Yes, please. This FML upset me so much :(

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mariah_victoria 0

Spongebob o.o I called that.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

*sigh* Old people, more often than not, are such prudes... FYL.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well, look at the time in which they grew up. (being honest and sincere, not disrespectful)

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rosesofash860 8

Age is no excuse for bad behavior. Wisdom from my grandma! :)

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AbbyAbyss 5

How did I get "rude puddles" from "prudes"?! I need some sleep...

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tony1891 22

and you don't have to be wrinkled as a pug. Oh wait. maybe she does. lol

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Chandler1Bing 0

That's why the lady is a tramp.

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