Intimacy: Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

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Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

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Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:48

Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

Kajol123 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:49

At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

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Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:55

The opposite saying goes for her ******. (bury me)

chasec23 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:58

What greetings could possibly be worse?

crazycatloverr 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:05

I agree, tho i like wearing my brotjers clothes because the ones my mon buys me are too toght for comfort and i like being comfy :)

Haven74 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:10

If she is anything like my husband's grandmother, anything tighter than a baggy sweatshirt is "too tight", and anything cut lower than a crew neck shirt is "too low"... She's not exactly qualified to be the fashion police with her embroidered baggy sweatshirts and elastic-waist double-knit pants. Take into consideration how your grandmother dresses before taking her critical critique to heart... Unfortunately, as for her rudeness towards you, take solace in the fact you don't have to see her often.

Haven74 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:24

I think I confused another reply with OP's... Circumstances of replying via mobile. OP might have to see her grandmother every day. If that's the case, find something to do to occupy yourself away from her as much as possible.

Zachthejoker 10

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:17

Shes in her what, 70's or 80's. She doesnt give a **** anymore. She could shit in a box and give it to a kid for his birthday, and not think twice about it

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:21

A size 4 woman will always look better in a size 4 than she does in a size 2, irregardless of how fond I am of the "I'm desperate with zero self esteem" message that clothes 2 sizes too small sends.

ph3n0m3n0n 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:28

Stop dressing like a **** and Grandma won't have to say those things

YesyDidWhat 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:31

Grandparents (sometimes) think we should dress like nuns-.- seriously FYL, don't mind her she'll get used to how people dress now in days. And I'm sure you didn't look like a tramp she was just being old and grouchy.

alpacaman 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:54

My girlfriend told me that when she was 15 her and a couple of friends went out on Halloween and she went as a nun, and her grandmother was proud. Daddy's little **** I guess

YesyDidWhat 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 21:03

I understand but you never know, maybe OP isn't even a ****. Maybe grandma was just exaggerating and being a bitch. Sometimes old people get grouchy and can be pretty mean.