Miscellaneous: Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle...

By wife - 22/02/2015 03:47 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By Baddad - 24/11/2019 20:00

Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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ShadoeAcurus 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:07

That is... Kinda impressive actually...

Exodiafinder687 58

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:08

Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.

Comments

SideOfTheAngels 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:16

This is when you start to question if he's either doing this on purpose, or maybe has another issue going on. Hopefully he's just a really - strangely - forgetful person.

HelenLFC 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:44

He could have some kind of disease. Hypothyroidism, or even Alzheimer's. I'd go to a doctor!

earljonez 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:16

Sounds like your husband and I have a lot in common. We should get to know each other and chill sometime.....

mct_1087 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:19

For ***** sake.

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:26

Have anyone ever had money on their hand and just absent mindedly thrown it away? Worse things have happened OP, doesn't mean he's gonna be a terrible dad.

FemskyD 26

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:30

O dear..

jadeleepenguin 29

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:34

That must be a pretty big ice cube to fit keys inside.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:50

That was my first thought too, how big are these ice cubes?

0h_Boy 26

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:58

At least that's all he lost

tukies 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 13:07

Maybe it's time to get a hook or a bowl that goes right by the door. I use to lose my keys all the time too, but now that I have an exact place to put them it makes it easier. By lose them I mean one time I found them behind the milk in the fridge. There is hope for him.

bronxiecat777 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 13:12

Lost his keys again

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 22 February 2015 13:21

I would laugh, except I've lost count of the times I've walked back to the couch with a jug in my hand and the remote in the refrigerator.

Helldemon 32

Sunday 22 February 2015 13:38

I'm still trying to figure out how that happens. Everyone has probably done what you have with objects, I know I have. Even sitting things down in odd places but how a ice cube tray. If it was frozen in a cube then he must have filled it up, meaning he was focused on it, why would he have ever sat keys in/on it.