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By wife - 22/02/2015 03:47 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By Baddad - 24/11/2019 20:00

Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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ShadoeAcurus 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:07

That is... Kinda impressive actually...

Exodiafinder687 58

Sunday 22 February 2015 12:08

Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.

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suri23 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 13:50

Neurologist, stat.

I8mykake 8

Sunday 22 February 2015 13:54

Run while you can

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 22 February 2015 14:08

Keys and glasses are the most misplaced items. OP you should be happy that no one keeps looking after they find the item. I’m sure the future children will have fun with dad.

bumblebug2015 1

Sunday 22 February 2015 14:17

Sorry to be perhaps over cautious but maybe he should see a doctor?

150493x 29

Sunday 22 February 2015 14:22

He could have possibly absent mindedly put them in the freezer with the tray. I know I've lost countless things and found them in odd places. Maybe it's time to assign a place to keep everyone's keys.

shadow101707 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 14:31

how can you fit multiple keys in an ice cube?

Mightytall 35

Sunday 22 February 2015 14:48

It's lanyard time! They even have these super fancy near indestructible retractable ones, usually worn by prison guards and the like.

HeWhoIsNameless 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 14:54

Has anyone mentioned Early Onset Dementia? I'd be worried if it was my spouse. Please. Have them checked.

CharlieM78 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 15:11

August smart lock. I got one it's great your phone unlocks the door. Trust me it's worth googling

beccawins 7

Sunday 22 February 2015 15:13

Is he on any prescription medication? I once took an anxiety medication that had me forgetting and losing so many things it was scary. Just something to think about...