By bumpyroad - 17/04/2011 14:29 - Australia

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Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4

Maybe your husband lied...?

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Cinn_fml 22

Why is everyone saying the husband cheated? It's possible that he just wasn't a virgin before they got together. Though I suppose he's more likely to admit to that than cheating...

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wisericky 12

Umm, a toliet seat, Rubbing up on people on the bus and dry humping random home-less men are some ways, to name a few.

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yummcookie 0

I think if your junk is in your boxers, you aren't gonna get it from rubbing against someone/thing

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xInwex 12

I call cheating. or it is possible one of you had a cold sore and had oral sex. mouth herpes can spread to your lady bits. your doctor should know that... jeesh

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shanks0341 0

it's not possible that's why the doctor didn't say stupid things like that

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abceasyas123abc 12

Actually, yes it is! There are studies showing they've isolated both strains of the virus from both oral lesions and genital lesions. Maybe this doctor hasn't kept up with current studies and isn't aware of this.

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tr3vst3r 5

Maybe one of you caught a cold sore from kissing or something, cold sores are a form of herpes. You can also be born with herpes if your mother had it...

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Ruckainc 0

If she's still a virgin, how did she catch herpes from her husband? Think, people! Think!

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SolarGirl32 6

She was a virgin when she got married, not now.

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puddy_fml 0

Some people shouldn't be allowed to comment.

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khaya 9

It means your husband is what we call a liar.

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tr3vst3r 5

maybe she's lying? why do people always blame the husbands.

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Cinn_fml 22

Because in this case it's the woman who said it, and if she cheated she wouldn't be confused. Unless she's being cunning and trying to throw people off...

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khaya 9

Or they both could have cheated, and are to ashamed to admit it.

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JJ123456 0

its ovious hes cheating divorce hes ass >:)

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thebestof1984 0

well.... somebody cheated, duh!!!

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glass_half_fool 0

someone has boy issues :p, way to blanket all men under that crackpot theory because some were messed up to you

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glass_half_fool 0

someone has boy issues :p, way to blanket all men under that crackpot theory because some were messed up to you

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DocBastard 38

**** you, Jesse. **** you very much. I don't know or care how you've been screwed over by a guy, but making this kind of outlandish statement that all men are untrustworthy illustrates what a twat some women (like you) can be.

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DocBastard 38

Well shit, the damn comment bug moved my comment. This was meant for some immature little girl, so move along, folks.

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Talia_91 13

eating limes and acidic things and then getting sores isn't the herpes sore it a diff sore you get from acids

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thebestof1984 0

Calm down people!!!! How the hell did these comments appear on my comment?.....

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jessex333 0

dump his ass. his lying to you, or he either cheated. never take a man for his word. they lie to get what they want or to cover a mistake they made

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llamagangster 0

See, this is why everybody thinks you're a ****.

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Cinn_fml 22

Yes, because all men are jerks, Jesse... /sarcasm. Some might be, but not all. This is why we don't make sweeping statements like that.

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thebestof1984 0

Umm ya Jesse read your comments above that were clearly made for you!!!!

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emsybobs94 0

Of course it was all his fault. Because all men are cheaters/liars/idiots so that is why my best friend is the happiest she has ever been in her life with her current boyfriend. My ass - you need to get into some therapy for your lack of trust issues or you ain't never gonna get a husband and you may possibly live out your days as an embittered shrew with cats... P.S. the first twi sentences were pure sarcasm, in case you hadn't guessed...

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Wicked_Thoughts 0

Lol it is very possible that one of you two cheated!

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