By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids

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Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML
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dalink 24

So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.

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Black_Rose97 9

well isnt that a load of crap... anyone?

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DeeLaShee 13

The sad thing is that there is actually a name for this 'sex act' & people actually enjoy it.I don't understand it.lol

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adameeo 21

This is the world now. Prepare yourselves, the worst is yet to come.

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arsenicalhumor 30

I'd like to agree, but not one person in this world has asked me to give them a blumpkin.. Sure, someone could now just for "***** and giggles" but that is still not the world. :/

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Martinez0285 28

its all ***** and giggles until someone giggles and *****

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ShakeDisPlace 10

I'm not sure you would experience a mind blowing ******, but definitely mindblowing smell....

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Andicc 19

That's all I keep thinking about is the awful smell and sounds she must have experienced....*shudders*

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Right, I'm also wondering if OP actually went through with it or not. lol

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Andicc 19

Right! There is no way I would ever....I don't care how much I "love" someone, no blumpkins for this chick lol

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buddy51 23

Mind blowing in two different ways- his with the joy of release. You from disgust and horror! If you do it, OP, whatever you do DON'T look down!! DON'T look down!!!

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VancouverGuy89 9

It's more of a power thing like rimming lol

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thatnucca 36

The phrase "Stoop to my loo my darling" is being taken quite literally and full advantage of in this situation...

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