By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids

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Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML
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dalink 24

So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.

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Black_Rose97 9

well isnt that a load of crap... anyone?

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Burgleflickle 8

You should tell him you'll do that if he eats you out while you shit!

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chosha_fml 26

He might get off on that. Look how disgusting he already is.

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PeachiePrincess 16

Gross, you should make him go down on you while you're on your period. I wonder if he'd be up for that, it's pretty much the equivalent of what he wants you to do.

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nyxiny 22

Um, actually, I think the equivalent would be him going down on her while she was taking a dump...

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PeachiePrincess 16

Haha, I thought of that too, but I think the blood would gross him out more. He'd actually have to get it in his mouth.

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rogerover 19

Not if you leave a tampon in while eating. No mess, no fuss!

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ravenh1979 13

Yep, so I've heard. GROSS!!

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FreakyMySlinky 7

You username says you're dating a country blumpkin, but in the FML you said your husband. Having an affair OP? ;)

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buckdharma 36

I hope you said "no go" to the low flow go low. Just say "no" to head on the head and head to the bed instead.

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jw90 18

That's just..even I wouldn't try and convince my girlfriend to do something like that.

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