By imarriedanaxemurderer - 18/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Joliet

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
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cmayer 20

Maybe he didn't forget the baby monitor and he was just messing with you.

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Pleonasm 35

Look for those slides with drops of blood.

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randomindulgence 6

You're safe from him, even if he is a serial killer. As long as none of his enemies gets to you. :-P Anyways, Dexter is hot! /WIN

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brandoneyez1 25

Lets hope he saw the monitor and was messing with you.

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Brilliant66star 17

Wow! Is there something you should know..? FYL.

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johnzem 4

gd luck:/ i cnt find any reasoning to this!

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SierraCheyenne 8

Wait. Dexter has a child?!

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lynnlove19 5

Creepy AF get out of there and run as fast as you can!

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Simoneaux17 11

Maybe he's a mercenary.

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