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By waterproblem - 27/05/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By Himynameisjacob - 05/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:52

Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.

This_Guy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:58

Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.

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alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:02

im sorry but if you ask me thats pretty dumb

mike101abc 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:39

But, no one asked you...

gccobra 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:17

R u kiddig its awesome

WhatsOpTic 11

Monday 23 December 2013 15:10

Are you kidding, you can't spell

shankzilla 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:05

this sounds a lot like the FML where the kid drew a penis with a lawnmower and then ran out of gas. wait, it is, you just replaced 'lawnmower' with 'hose' you little fibber.

RunZoneFive 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:05

My graduation ceremony is in a few weeks and I would be PSYCHED if something like this happened. Wait to go man, you're going to have those kids laughing a lot

Lingonberry668 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:21

I hope u no it's way to go not wait to go... lmao noobb!!

LacrosseChick97 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:14

Yes, I hope YOU know that's it's not u

BubbleGrunge84 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 7:47

227 and it's know, not no...and my brain hurts from having to figure out that you left quotations out of that sentence...

sunshyne84_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:06

I sure hope you're female

baby_love 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:07

perfect timing for the thing to break, makes a great story huh?

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:07

I agree with #1. Hopefully, you'll have a job after the graduation ceremony? I don't think the janitor ever gets blamed for anything, its almost always the kids.