Miscellaneous: Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away,...

By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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MANNERS!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML

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By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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By Rainbow92 - 19/08/2009 23:43 - Bulgaria

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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Monday 26 September 2011 8:53

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

s0m3guy2010 21

Monday 26 September 2011 8:56

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

Comments

kombucha_fml 8

Monday 26 September 2011 19:07

that's probably not the only thing you do wrong in her house.

mbot20 0

Monday 26 September 2011 19:40

Your mom sounds like she may be undiagnosed....

buddyguyfriend 1

Monday 26 September 2011 20:12

That's is just really really funny. Everyone picture urself chillin with a poptart and boom mom flips.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 September 2011 20:15

If your Mum calls U a bastard, what does that say about her?!?

dubbadee123 5

Monday 26 September 2011 20:18

run away to see her reaction

Neonnight 0

Monday 26 September 2011 20:53

Lol that suck

hoonyer 17

Monday 26 September 2011 21:15

you leave crumbs everywhere and still have the nerve to complain??!!? lol

clemcool_fml 0

Monday 26 September 2011 21:29

$10 says she said that AFTER the OP reacted like a little shit when she told him to use a plate. Mom's can be crazy but I've seen different versions of this scenario in action many times.