Intimacy: Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked...

By Sabraynay - 28/09/2011 06:47

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 23:00

Today, my mother is such a helicopter parent, she wouldn’t let me go to my first appointment with my new gynaecologist without being in the room, to “keep an eye on him”. When I told her to stay out, she started screaming in the waiting room that I was going to be raped without her there. FML

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By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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Nightmare mother

By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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What did you do?

By Wtmcisdis - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Douglasville

Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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By anonymous - 01/06/2009 07:05 - Korea Republic of

Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

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By MATTY2512 - 13/07/2016 18:13 - Canada - Marshall

Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML

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Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:36

Sounds reasonable

mnblkjpoi 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:38

That seems legit.

Comments

LittleMagicWolf 7

Friday 30 September 2011 16:41

WTF?

megamandude455 10

Friday 30 September 2011 17:58

What the hell kind of mother is that????

juicifer 0

Friday 30 September 2011 22:35

No more true tv..

dcdelice 1

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:36

Over imaginative much lol

yazzy101 11

Saturday 1 October 2011 17:03

WTF

Demonyx 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 22:53

She forgot to add always carry a knife but don't bring it out till the guy's completely distracted, and keep it sharp

Bieberlover1oa2 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:48

Thats nice

wafflesan 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 5:58

...the ****?

IsaAirplanes 3

Monday 3 October 2011 23:37

The language she used was chosen quite poorly, but actually that is true. A lot of rapists/murderers have already admitted to killing their victims because they were screaming and thus causing their rapist to panic.