By Sabraynay - 28/09/2011 06:47

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Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML
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Rainbow_dumpster 28

wow OP. :| I'd pretend to have a seizure if I were attacked by a rapist.

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swankmrpancake 8

Really he would just enjoy it even move then if your flopping around

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rroxie124 5

I don't really think a rapist would care... I mean he's already raping you, rite.? What would be the harm if you died.? To him anyway.

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piratepride77 0

At least he won't chop off just one, though I see where your mom comes from with the eye thing.

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lakebitch01 0

Moms always plan ahead....

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mistersheezy 7

That's something only a rapist would know!

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fthislyfe 22

Why woould he chop your boobs while he needs them?

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fire_pixi_180 0

sounds like she's watched too much criminal minds

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xXCherrryBombXx 6

**** YES.. this sounds exactly like two episodes.

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perdix 29

She's right. So, what time do you get off work? And what route do you take home? Is your mom hot? What time does she get off work? ;)

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didthatreallyhap_fml 14

Plus if you scream he'll think you're enjoying it. I'll add to that freeze in place. No one likes a lazy lover. J/k

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