By Sabraynay - 28/09/2011 06:47

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Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 036
You deserved it 3 301

Same thing different taste

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If you are being assaulted, don't scream "rape", because that will scare people and they won't be as likely to help. Instead, scream "help, I'm on fire!" and it creates such a different reaction in people. It is the best way to get help.

henrygondorff 2

Just "FIRE". Grammar Nazis will come to tell you to use full sentences.

Exactlyy. My friend told me if I'm ever getting attacked to start screaming "IM ON FIIIIIREEEE!!!!", wait till he pauses from shock, and nail him in the man area. It's foolproof:P

Yea remaining quiet will fend them off for sure. Confusion is key!

There's a nifty invention called the rape whistle. You should become familiar with it. Or invest in steel toe shoes, even if they aren't fashionable to some.

marcychick 0

Jus sayin I effin love your car!!! Gahh!! Yes :D my fav ever!!

marpay 11

Your mom is right and wrong. Some rapists will give up if you scream and fight back while others will love it. It's always recommended to fight back just for the chance at getting away.

marpay 11

Yes, there are 4 types. http://www1.csbsju.edu/uspp/CrimPsych/CPSG-5.htm Info if you are interested or you can google it.

While I was reading half way i though you gonna say "to chop my boobs off and superglue it at my eyes".

bfyc61y 5

Wow, I think I'm scared of your mom!

In a way, your mom is right. Rape is about violence, not sex. Most rapists get off by a victim who's struggling because it makes him feel in control. However, what I'd do is try to fight back and if that seems to get him going, just give in because then his feelings of successful domination are taken away. Of course, they might not be, in which case you're screwed (pardon the pun). But ALWAYS report a rape - so many victims don't, but they should.

RedPillSucks 31

This would be funny if OP was male.... By the way, a good defense is to barf all over them.

ninja7117 0

the best defense is a 1911 colt 45