By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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bspiper87 7

Just as weird as going to McDonalds and ordering.a bigmac meal supersized 2 apple pies 3 freshly baked cookies for $1.79 or 39 cents each and a "Diet Coke"©

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perdix 29

How about McPrivacy? Oh, they're out of that? How about McAloneTime with a side of McDignity? Oh, they're out of those? I'll have a McRib with lots of WetNaps! Thanks, mom.

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E001mek 5

that is hilarious sitcom material XD

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Tim_P98 0

How to get free iTunes Xbox live codes etc.1?download the app app trailers2?put in the code kevbot and get 50 credits.3?enjoy making money!

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countrycrazy 0

That's amazing!!!!

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righound 0

So...what did ya order from McDonald's?

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steelflax 5

Id go with a quarter pound some fries and a supersize happy meal so i could be happy for the week oh and a diet pepsi imean diet 7up pepsi rotts ur teeth more

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