By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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lifesucks283 1

look her in the eyes ask for a big mac and finish like a boss

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badactor009 0

Insanity wolf says to maintain eye contact and finish like a boss.

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badactor009 0

Your Mom told all her friends and some of your relatives. Have fun with that.

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Brownie101abc 7

I seem to be the only guy where this hasn't happened to me yet...

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ThatEmoVeganChic 0

At least she is okay with you masturbating.

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jaredofmo 22

Your mom is awesome. My mom can't even imagine her kids masturbating, though she does want grandkids. (Too bad I'm gay...)

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misterjez 15

Yes because we really asked to know that.

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Stupend0us 7

I don't understand how people manage to get caught. I mostly did it after my mom was asleep for a while. Sometimes I would do it during the day but only in the bathroom with the door locked and fan on so maybe people thought I was crapping.

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