By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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Eiregal2 10

These fmls always amaze me! Believe it or not but even here in the very backwards slow moving little universe we call "ireland" we have locks on doors. What happened in your universe that made these seemingly vanish completely??

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Rainbow35 6

I live in Ireland too. xD I used to never be allowed have a lock on my door, because apparently it meant I was "hiding things". Then we moved into a house where all the doors have locks, but whenever I lock my door my mum keeps asking me if I'm okay and what I'm doing, and telling me to unlock it, so there's really no point.

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luccmon 6

Maybe she was stunned by the surprising size of your genitals.. Big or small..

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shutupanddance 0

Mom: What do you want fro- OHMYGOD!!! OP: Mom! Mom: ... OP: ... Mom: ...Er, what do you want from Mcdonalds? OP: Uh ... A hot dog...? Mom: With a vanilla milkshake?

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alwaysHAPPY116 0

Lol, did she talk to u after that?

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PurpleCabbage 1

Maybe you wanted the fish sandwich.. Some times I swear the sauce is **** :/

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TheThree 0

Did you ask for the pickles in between the bun and then scream at her to tell them to squirt the mayonnaise on the edges of the meat?

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harof1c 0

Wow that's umm... Uhhh.... Dude lock the door or put a sign that says knock first. P.S. She should know better

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Life changing:)

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rcgirl2 11

Good thing she didn't go to Weinerschnitzel.

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