By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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linkinpark98 23

Did you tell her get you some napkins?

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kingferret53 0

Doors have a lock for a reason. -_-

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dreamer9614 3

Not all of them

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pagullarka 9

Please add somewhere that she is your stepmother, please it will make the fml much better.

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TheOG_fml 3

Your moms a freak,staring at ya dick.....your probably bigger then ya father,& she got turned on.Thats some Jerry Springer Shit......

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

115 - Let me start off by saying you are not "TheOG". in fact, you're the complete damn opposite of an original gangster. You're obviously too stupid to even comprehend and/or grasp the real meaning of an OG. Second, the **** is up with your comment? It's full of failure, illiteracy, and stupidity left and right, up and down, inside and out. Go back to elementary school. Third, the mother raised her ******* son, she has seen his genitals plenty of times as a child. This was a situation where she was staring because she was SHOCKED and it was AWKWARD, not because she got mother ******* turned on. Fourth, GTFO with your stupid ass "Jerry Springer shit". "Your moms" and "ya father" must be ******* proud to have an ignorant, illiterate child.

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t765234 10

If he's a real "OG" his father probably abandoned him and his crackhead mother as soon as she got pregnant. Or maybe I'm just assuming things because I hate you and all of your kind.

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OHai15 12

whats his kind exactlly?

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lionheartkristy 7

Ummmmm nice *barf*

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KiddNYC1O 20

I bet she craves the Big N Tasty.

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sampson12 0

Umm... That's kinda.... Weird??? ?

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mikekern69 3

you were dumb enough to do it while she was home...

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thetoxiclion 4

You should ask her to swing past KFC and pick you up a Fappé (heheh.... See what I did there? Heheheh....... Ok, I'll shut up now.)

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