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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

LMA0 5

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:55

Haha awkward! :p

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Kockdiesel 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:19

like 10 years ago my mom caught me rubbing one out. that was a FML moment.

LOL_7052 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:20

not fml. party, getting naked, and passing out happily, followed by mom being cool about it.

DaNn0 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 8:49

this

tman9497 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:21

lol that must have been a good party

DzNutz619 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:35

at least she's cool about it

ALegitNinja 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:50

I think we found the last person in The Hangover! Were there any tigers in the bathroom? It was those darn roofies...

fatalkiss 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:52

at least she was cool about it (:

alex1432 9

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:56

#8 your hot

mckkayua 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:10

woooooow

savylane 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:53

best mom ever

tb_2010 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:57

epic fail on the OP part. how the hell does that happen? don't you think a cold hard floor would wake you up? I couldn't sleep a wink even if I tried. but cool mom for not flipping out. let alone offering breakfast.

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