depends on if u have a hot body,

You're mom sounds cool. But really, don't drink so much.

Your mom sounds like a pretty ok lady. You, on the other hand, should probably drink far less.

This isn't an FML, this is awesome! I mean, you're passed out naked on the kitchen floor and all she asks you if you want breakfast...not the obvious questions a mom would normally ask with some sort of freak out to go with it. Either your mom totally rocks, or she is used to this. If you're embarrassed, well...YDI.

lmfao 92.

My mom has pushed past 2 empty beer cases and a 2/6 to grab a shirt out of my closet, didn't say anything about the booze :D

This is NOT an FML. There are several reasons why: 1. She does not care that you party, which is, of course, every rebellious teenager's dream. Do not post on FML. 2. This could be a case of YDI. (Embarrassment over nakedness.) a. YOU'RE the dumbfuck who got drunk and passed out. Naked. b. YOU'RE the dumbfuck who passed out on the kitchen floor. c. If you're old enough to drink, then you're the dumbfuck who won't move out of his mother's house. (Pissed off that your mom woke you up) a. YOU'RE the dumbfuck who passed out IN THE KITCHEN. The only way this could be a true FML is because your mom is a dumbfuck enabler and does not give a shit about your ass. No mother in their right mind would allow their child to pass out drunk in their kitchen. How irresponsible. About this I would say get emancipated if you're a teen, but you're such a dumbfuck that you party and pass out drunk and naked on your mother's kitchen floor. NO judge would allow you to take care of yourself. You clearly can't. No matter what, somebody is a dumbfuck and this should NOT have been posted.

then that little kid has a bad father

hhahahaha lucky

this sux