By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

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Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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sovietrussian 0

your mom is an idiot.

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thedrifter889 0

No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious

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alyse0_fml 0

WOOOOW your mom is a dumbass. Sorry.... and to all the other dumbasses, the answer is no, you can't lose your virginity to a tampon. You can only lose it to sex... DUH

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omg_fml608 0

lmfao , your mom is a dum f*** . also , if that were true , everyone would be going around saying , "yes , i lost my virginity to tampax pearl ." XD

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Somebody52 0

XD 108 that is good! And your mom is really an idiot if she A. Doesn't know the freaking anwser to that. B. Thought some random store employee would know/

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AshleyJ 0

Gosh, parents are real idiots sometimes.

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yati 0

What did the employee say ?

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dirtyhippy 0

that could very well be the most retarded thing ive ever heard

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rafaelaugusto94 0

what was the answer? xD agree with 113!

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CivannahMarie 0

#112; haha this probly isn't maklde up.!! My step mom believes the same thing.!! She says that tampons serve no purpose to girls my age but to prepare us for sex and that I wouldn't be a virgin.! Hah so sorry, belive it or not there REALLY are people who are 'that stupid'. Haha

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