Intimacy: Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house...

By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML

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lolz_ydi 1

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:17

Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?

sweettart83 27

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:19

Time to change the locks.

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seandoc 13

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:20

*Facepalm*

sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:23

Something is wrong with that pic.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:26

Change the locks and buy door stops and door braces as well. If a door brace is used, even if she has a key, she can't open the door. So always use them just in case she sneaks off with the new keys and makes herself another copy.

babyshaft408 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:26

In laws suck

bleachfreeblonde 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:35

Time to pull out the turkey baster! That's the only way to make her happy....

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:41

Tsk tsk Sounds like you were caught in another position other than missionary. --Clearly that's not allowed! ***Sex: the most fun you could have without laughing!!!! (:

carminecris89 13

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:50

That's not her place to comment on grand children. You need to change the locks and forbid her from copying a key again. It's a huge invasion of privacy.

Lyran_fml 7

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:52

Have you pointed out to her that she isn't making any sense? Also, I would ask her how she got in. Maybe your husband gave her a key. I'm 100% sure that all of my grandparents have keys to our home, so her having a key does not surprise me (though she should let you know she was coming over).