Intimacy: Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house...

By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Call The Police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML

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lolz_ydi 1

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:17

Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?

sweettart83 27

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:19

Time to change the locks.

Comments

BubbleGrunge 18

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:44

So, now sex isn't even allowed in marriage? **** me, the world is gonna end soon! :-/

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:56

We've got about three days to go. Now, go get in some last-minute defilement like you wished for! I have the feeling a lot of people are going to be getting morning-after pills on Dec. 22. That is, if it arrives.

XanderJayNix 17

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:13

Not to mention all the FMLs we'll be seeing... "Today, I though the world was ending so I..."

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:45

If it does end, I just call for it to be quick and painless.

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:55

I actually hope the mods let a few of those show up.. I wanna see what they say and what happened..

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:46

Dirty girl. Don't you know that you're supposed to order your kids online? Not make them yourself! For shame!

kevsandy303 12

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:12

Look, honey, our baby arrived! Hey, why does it look like your boss?

twinkletoes747 16

Wednesday 19 December 2012 1:10

45- lovin The Grinch reference!

soulblade64_fml 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:49

You need to get her the hell out of your life. Drastic I know, but you cannot change people like that... She's telling you off for "defiling" her son... An action that's completely reasonable as husband and wife. That behaviour needs to be checked a shrink.

CharresBarkrey 15

Tuesday 18 December 2012 23:17

You have to take FMLs with a grain of salt. We don't get the entire story, and often details are skewed a bit to make the story sound worse (or to ensure they get their FML posted.)