By peniswoman - 14/07/2013 17:03 - United Kingdom - Paisley

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Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML
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mkid232 15

Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

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funsizedbecka 9

Sounds to me like he was just playing around. Get a sense of humor.

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amifaiyaz 12

Slap him back with your breasts and tell him you're boob-woman.

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mccrightp 29

Sorry Sweety, I'm 52 and liable to do the damn thing! Lol.

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missmonkie 16

ah hell I'd let my boyfriend do that. lighten up

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kirdypie 14

I don't see rhe problem? men do this type of stuff all the time, it's not his fault you don't have a sense of humour.

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Jemm_fml 29

ugh.. you have a winner of a boyfriend and you can't even see that! FYL for being such a tightwad OP.

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jenjen0146 7

Lighten up and live a little OP. I think he was just trying to be cute/funny. :-) look on the bright-side...it could've been much worse.

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WantdDOA 15

Interesting... Very very.... Interesting

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Tressa1982 18

well what's wrong with that? sounds like a good time to me! I'd probably enjoy it. I know i'd enjoy it. I'd definitely enjoy it! :)

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