Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my...

By BornInTheWrongEra - 31/03/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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Metal

By TiredBird - 05/09/2021 17:01

Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML

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Boom boom boom

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By tired individual - 12/01/2014 11:04 - United States - Dickson

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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Connect 10

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:23

Who would willingly listen to Nicki Minaj?

damwoods 12

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:22

When you live in the ghetto what can you say .....

Comments

ebrainer1 9

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:10

Murder them. That is the only remedy.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:11

I have neither artist in my collection, but this FML still makes me want to break your neighbors stereo.

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:19

The Beatles > Nicki Minaj

DanielBenyamin 18

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:21

The Beatles are the best

Ibeatmyself 3

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:24

I feel so sorry for you

Megan639 16

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:31

I'm the same way just with the 90's.

patacus 14

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:31

did you go over and complain, like they did to you? if not you deserve it

EMTchic 14

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:41

Nicki Minaj... No talent, and she doesn't a real part on her body. How is that defined as quality music? I supposed they also call the cries of a cat being ground to pulp in a garbage disposal "quality music".

vanessa09865 23

Monday 1 April 2013 4:52

While I do agree that her 'music' is of very low quality, her body (and what it consists of) should not be a factor in how you judge her music. Adele is overweight and has a child out of wedlock, she is still an amazing singer.

theandrewdays 2

Sunday 31 March 2013 21:46

Both overrated

icey0796 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 22:05

You should get Yellow Submarine stuck in their heads.

osm1989_fml 6

Monday 1 April 2013 6:40

I frequently have "Yellow Submarine" stuck in my head. I do not consider it a bad thing.

icey0796 6

Thursday 4 April 2013 5:38

Well, normal people could quite easily enjoy such a tune, but someone who considers Niki Minaj - I'm too disinterested to find the correct spelling - I imagine it would be... bad?