Miscellaneous: Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band...

By dj163 - 16/09/2009 08:25 - Australia

Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:12

Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:22

You play the bass don't you.

Comments

bnwranbo 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:45

you posted this on GMH too didn't you?? about the guy who fixed your guitar?? lol, FML & GMH, nice

supercu96 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:53

haha kick his srry ass

hellosies 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:53

omfg fyl.

Rats_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:23

....yup, that is EPIC SUCKAGE. FYL indeed. I strongly suggest putting raw prawns into his curtain rails (summer starts soon in Western Australia does it not...? lol the smell will be GREAT in his house).

liquidbunny 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:44

Was your ex best friend Charles Manson? Thats effed up dude.

Crazy_Cookie 4

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:30

that is really fcked up! God, that reallyy sucks. Obviously, your ex- bestfriend wasn't really the friend you thought him to be. Maybe the real reason he kicked you out of the band is because he convinced your girlfriend to date him and he didn't want to have to face you all the time that you practice. But if he really actually kicked you out because of the three day holiday- which really wasn't a holiday- thats freaking supid. You were visiting your dying uncle!! Good lord. Get back at your "bestfriend" for what he did to you! Hit him over the head with a oversized potato!

ALExTUBe098 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:39

Try to convince the other band members to join ur new one....if u make one

mawk1989 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 6:46

this is the point where you pick up a baseball bat and hit a couple homers off the douchmonkey's head. don't let anyone treat you like that. this guy completely walked right over you...now you should stomp all over him.