Miscellaneous: Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band...

By dj163 - 16/09/2009 08:25 - Australia

Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:12

Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:22

You play the bass don't you.

Comments

BabaBlackShirt 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:04

Thank you for putting the 'now former' in there.

mister_moops 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:32

if you started the band why does he have the authority to kick you out of it?

frankafru 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:36

ydi if you're a "guitarist"

Jiggles11 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:43

Your band and girlfriend won't have been convinced within 3 days, your series of unfortunate events have obviously been brewing over time. FYL for it occuring at such a bad time though.

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 22:49

aw, that sucks. ur former best friends a douche u started the band, so u should be in it. and if they're kicking u out then get a new band and get a new gf - she's not worth it if she goes for that dick head. u deserve some1 better

texxxasissouth 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:18

hit me up dawg and we'll go take care of this the way men who just recently got bullshitted out of bands should. with bats. Heavy, metal, bats. seriously, fight for your honor and curb stomp a bitch.