Health: Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football...

By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

You have to know the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

JMTS 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:28

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball...

Comments

Colonel_Lexi 18

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:51

Did he yell "KamehameHAAAAAAH!!!!!" before he threw the ball?

ShutUpAndStare 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:24

He better have :D That or "falcon punch".

AssassinsCRB 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:53

I doubt he can bench press that much

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:07

Really? Why? I've lifted weights for about 12 years, and have seen some stupidly powerful guys. They do exist. :) I'm no weakling myself, but I also don't take any muscle growth supplements. This guy might be abusing his body with everything he can get his hands on. It's not really that uncommon, unfortunately.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:56

When I was in school, our sadistic gym teachers had us play dodgeball with a bunch of basketballs instead of the red kickballs.

PeypeyTheBeeotch 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:59

Well on the bright side....you were unconscious and couldn't see what he did to you afterward?

ShutUpAndStare 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:27

"You are now thinking about what [subject name here] did to you while you were unconscious. Have fun with that."

Anubis_81 21

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:00

This guy is 17? Blimey. FYL!!

coyfish 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:01

Apparently you don't know the 5 D's of dodgeball... Dodge, duck, dip, dive and...dodge.

sup_bitch 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:05

Every school has someone like that

musselmann 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:15

I'm the same height but not as big dodge ball is fun lol get to hit some kids in the face

cooLING 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:13

How's it gonna be when you drop a bar of soap in a prison shower, hmm?

t765234 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:36

How does enjoying the pain of others make you a future inmate? Most people enjoy other people getting hurt.

cooLING 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:51

In a comedy yes, but in real life, that's called being a sociopath. Sociopaths tend to commit crimes that put them in jail I don't believe you would say the same I you were on the receiving end of that dodgeball.

cooLING 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:53

* jail. *if

t765234 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:05

121- No, I wouldn't, didn't say I took pleasure in my own pain.

cooLING 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:06

And the pain happening to someone else is better? You disgust me.

AlaskaKid95 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:10

121 Since when does laughing at someone getting hurt make you a sociopath?

t765234 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:35

127- Yeah, pretty much.

illmatic2 16

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:10

I have to agree with 112. People get hurt all the time when playing in competitive sports like dodgeball, and there's nothing wrong with getting hurt a little bit. However, I would feel bad if I were to knock someone out with a dodgeball.

cooLING 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 14:53

What happened to OP isn't funny to me. I know a lot of people use dodgeball to hurt others but this takes the cake. OP was knocked unconscious. What's funny about getting humiliated? The person obviously did it on purpose. If he's that big and is into sports, he sure as hell knows while hard to throw or not. People like that jerk aren't funny. They go through their lives attacking people and usually aren't stopped because others are intimidated by them. That to me is a sociopath.