By 919191 - 18/08/2014 13:26 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML
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namine120409 42

At least he didn't teach her the big N word.

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tukies 28

To be perfectly honest that was where I thought this FML was going. After I finished reading it I just went well it could have been a lot worse.

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magaliwoodrock 19

My niece had the same problem everything would be no. Lol

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Respect101 17

Just wait till they hit the "why" stage.... It's extremely annoying to hear why after everything you say...

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mackdeezy 22

There are far worse N words she can learn.

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martin8337 35

Much like everyone else, I thought that this FML was going there. Thank goodness it didn't.

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demonhunter3220 14

Ha I thought you were going somewhere else with the n words thing XD

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JRT98 12

I too would find it amusing if a two year old screamed "NEIN!" at someone...

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jerryj 27

You should come visit a German speaking country then for a good chuckle. It is pretty common over here.

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JRT98 12

Let me just shit out money first, and all my dreams will come true!

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Respect101 17

If you shit money, I'm kidnapping you. Just sayin.

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juturnaamo 29

Weird. In 2 years I never saw a German kid be a dick.

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Your daughter has a great uncle! Not every 16-years old guy would take care of a two years old child, in his free time.

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pwnman 33

I love taking care of my niece! I'd spend my whole day with her! I'm fourteen, and she just loves her uncle (me) and I love my niece!

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JazNim17 18

But at least he's taking time with her and teaching her things. What a fun uncle.

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ahsanmasood 4

I think your daughter is really lucky to have a 16 year old Uncle who can speak various languages, and is teaching them to your daughter in a fun way. Your brother sounds super awesome. You should let him babysit more often.

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Ichiya 29

He taught her the same word in other languages. I doubt he knows any more thst the daughter does. Google "no" in other languages. Sounds like an ass to me.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Like an ass? What did the uncle do wrong?

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Ichiya 29

Took something irritating and made it worse.

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JAR_2012 5

I'm pretty sure it wasn't THAT irritating, I mean it was funny and in my opinion its kind of cute, but you know thats me.

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Sigilwen 24

Could of been worse. Doesn't make him an ass and one day op can teach his kids that.

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VynaVail 12

Better than running around yelling ******.

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gracehi 31

I have a brand new niece. When she starts talking, I'm going to teach her to say, "I OBJECT!" It'll be awesome.

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Ichiya 29

My cousin would say "now is not the time to panic." wait a minute then scream "now is the perfect time to panic ahhhhhhh!" kids can be realy funny.

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interesting33 36

Or: " I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request"

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