By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

Sue him. You can get half because YOU gave him the $20 that won him the $21,000 dollars. Yes, I'm serious! He wants to be a dick, you can be one too.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Think of all the money you saved by getting rid of that loser now instead of supporting him.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Think of all the money you saved on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

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manda_panda25 4

WOW! Don't worry honey, he'll be broke soon and trying to crawl his way back to you. Only then you'll have someone new who is way more hotter than him that can hold down a job! You could always get a few friends together, go to where he is staying and **** punch him 'What happens in Vegas' style. When his on the floor crying asking why, just point at him and say "you know why!" DONE!!

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Gavik 0

21k=below the poverty line for a year. Fail.

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bds0688 0

Depends on a lot of things. Definitely isn't enough to dump somebody over though, I will agree. As for OP. She was just being nice. Maybe the guy was inbetween jobs, or got laid off. He is clearly a **** for pulling this move but to assume he's jobless by choice is a bit of a dick move. He'll be broke and likely have developed a nasty habit or disease, or got a chick pregnant, or go into wicked bankruptcy. OP is out 20 bucks a douche, worse things in life. I think she wins hard in the end.

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padlarf 14

What? You can have two jobs, he can't have one? Leeching lowlife bastard

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disturbedDRAGON 0

cut his **** off while he is sleeping and shove it into his rectum, he'll have one hell of a JOB getting it back on

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plexico 3

Now that he has $20,000, he's too good to go out with ***** that will date poor, unemployed bums.

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leilaostara 1

That something is like, good, or a good idea or whatever xx :D

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CFR 0

Tell him to piss off and move in anyways. It's your house, you paid for it, and since he left you he has no place in it.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...Shift work, tough work for the busy convenience store clerk Two feet that hurt, going insane She's mad at some lad Drove off and didn't pay for his gas and he won't be the last 'round the clock pain Working seven to three Three to eleven Eleven to seven I`m talking about a bunch of shiftwork A big ol' pile of shiftwork Seven to three Three to eleven Eleven to seven..."

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null_fml 11

I KNEW there was something missing from the FML comments lately. Where did you go?

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KnotSlipKnoTSiC 0

DIE U FUKEN EMO COCKSUCKER

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

I was bein busy (stupid school, who knew four cores in one semester would actually require work) and at slipknot guy- actually stop. its just annoying. go. now.

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