By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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katamaridamacy 0

I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

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o3o 0

I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

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LEPOfficer 0

Meat is murder, but MUUURDER is also murder!!!

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portablecupid 3

it was very clearly stated in the FML that the offending roomie was a dude. i personally am offended that most of you FMLposters overlook this and refer to the roommate as a "she", merely because you assume that only a woman would be pussy enough to be a vegetarian. not the case. i have a ****** and i am a proud carnivore. in fact, i know several men who are vegetarians. so stop it with the stereotypes yall.

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glostik 0

Oh man... That sucks... That's were you get him/her a license plate that says ILOVETOFU. Hahaha that's payback!

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athos1237 4

Actually we are just saying the veggie is a fag not an actual woman. Women have more backbone.

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ZeroCharisma 0

Sweetheart, my husband is a vegetarian and I guarantee you, he's more of a man than you'll ever be.

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Subjectzero 0

well now you can take her to smallclaims court if she does not reinburse you for th e meat you were saving. all you have Lost is time.

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lillitron 0

you can read it as, "I LOVE TOFU", or, "I LOVE TO F U". two completely different things. i personally still dont think its much of a payback though.

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wrecked47 0

What ab assholle! **** vegetarians, make him pay

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SlipKnoTHeretic 0

Next time eat your vegitarian housemate alive. and YDI for living with a pussy ass bitch mother ******

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athos1237 4

You better have him paying you back or beating him like you own him. **** him and his bullshit beliefs. As soon as he pays you back take him for a vegetarian walk (to collect berries) in the Washington forests, and tie his fag ass to a tree. Maybe a bear can explain why carnivores eat herbivores.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Please show him what REAL murder looks like, preferably done by ramming veggies up where the sun doesn't shines in the meddlesome jerk. :-/

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notnerb 0

Tell him to pay to replace the food or you will call the police on his ass! He must have known that was for a special event (I doubt that you usually have that much meat in your fridge) and have at least some idea of it's value so he deserves it!

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Shalalalalala 0

How obnoxious. Just because he is a vegetarian it doesn't mean you have to be. He has no business touching your things. I would make him pay for it and then eat some of it. Yeah... put little bits of meat in his food, and don't tell him about it for a while >:D

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