Miscellaneous: Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw...

By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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katamaridamacy 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:45

I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

o3o 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:48

I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

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LiaMMV 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:14

Pescetarian FTW. You should kick that hippy bastard's ASS!

bigcrazymike 6

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:23

You should sue.

TC1_fml 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:29

As much as I'd like to write a long intelligent comment, I'm hung over quite bad, so I'll just say it simple: VEGETARIANS SUCK DICK! There. As for the OP - FYL, sue his ass. Veggies deserve it.

HBubble 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:42

Put meat in his food

IndieSinger 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:43

@112 - I'm not sure how oral rape would help in this situation.

lenasaur 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:48

FML is just overflowing with tolerance today.

twistedluver101 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:51

as 18legalawesome said: "Throw away all the vegetables in the fridge and put a nice sign saying 'You're killing our Oxygen'." then make him pay for all the meat he threw out. honestly, i have nothing against vegeterians, but they should only blame the people who killed the animals in the first place. not the people who eat the meat. not their fault the poor animal died. FYL op. but then f HIS life, cuz i can only imagine what's gonna happen to him.

Superfrogwoman 1

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:52

Here's a nice song to cheer you up - it's called Carrot Juice is Murder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM Your housemate sounds like a total arse. It's completely wrong of him to force his lifestyle on you.

necrocarnage 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:54

I'm a meat lover & I feel sorry for you. Your roomie is an arse. Bloody bugger.

hefox 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:09

Wow, lot of vegetarian hate. I'n one, I wouldn't have done that; most vegetarians&vegans wouldn't do it; every damn group--religious, dietary, whatever--has it's extremist and it's stupidity. However in that hate fest above I found it interesting that no one brought up what could triggered the guy to do this; the fillets etc. were posters, but the shared refrigerator was filled up with 1k$ of them which probably takes up a good amount of space and I somewhat suspected the poster didn't ask to use that much space ...considering the reaction? Imagine having a significent portion of one's shared fridge taken up with something disgusting. Still, he shouldn't have done it, but maybe there was rudeness that triggered it.