By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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imwagdc 15

Maybe you're just not cuttin it anymore and this is for you to wear...food for thought OP

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ChristianH39 30

It's probably better than having it used on him, but not by very much...

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King_Nero 15

12- but if that was the car it would have been much better for his wife to talk to him about it first.

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cakefete2 30

Not just his soul. We should pray for the hole of him too.

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dramaticsamsam 2

look on the bright side ... it could be used for double penatration for her or ur just not satisfying enough so shes got a lesbo lover

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mistertbawk420 10

He's not getting boioinged in his hey now. sounds bright to me

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AloysiusWeasley 15

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michael_shaqson 5

yah OP deserves it for shit you just made up off the top of your head, lol

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Fine, maybe she was reading too much 50 shades of twilight.

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whackingsoup 9

bite the pillow she's going in dry!

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Dave_Davington 33

You'd better not shout, you'd better not cry You'd better not pout she's going in dry.

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gjikvtj 18

She's strapping it on, checking it twice Gonna find out if it was worth the price

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thelittlemissy 29

OP don't know if he's been naughty or nice

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siniclehamster 16

Rudolph the red holed husband walking around in agony... Rudolph with your hole so bright wont you guide it in tonight...

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Maybe she wants to share a friend.

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Nessco 36

Maybe she want you to use it on her.

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BloodyGirlJuli 0

What goes around comes around! But in your case you musnt forget what goes in always comes out ;). Try not to squish your butt to tight thatll just make it worse D:. And it dosent make you gay since its only plastic...

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laden_swallow09 34

Only a third of your comment made any sense.

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91hayek 31

Don't FML while drunk! There is a man's anus at risk here!

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asnakelovinbabe 16

51 your profile pic made your comment hilarious.

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inner_peace 19

Don't turn your back on her now, OP

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