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By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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gamerchikk 6

I will never understand women wanting to **** guys in the ass its so weird.

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powelale0000 19

Not anymore weird than guys wanting to stuff it in a girl's butt.

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davincidasecond 24

Personally, I wouldn't like it either way ...

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Spicemelon 5

Be a man and tell her no way in hell. Not that hard.

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91hayek 31

I like how the second sentence sounds like an immediate recantation of the first. "I AM A MAN! NO! Well, okay then, not that hard though."

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phantom55_fml 7

don't drop the soap, or any other object. you might just end up on the wrong end of the stick

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kemando 22

U better hope it's for her interest in a 2 female 3some with you.

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Zyde 12

She could easily just want him to use on her, you last forever that way. Since it's a fake one.

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Xeivan 15

Don't knock it till you try it!!!

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