By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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makkarari 18

You know what they say, a males prostrate ****** is by the far the biggest ****** he'll have, so open your mind... You might be for a big surprise and enjoy it!

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

His mind isn't the only thing that'll need opening.

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makkarari 18

Some people need to open their minds. It's their minds saying what's right and wrong that preventing them from really enjoying what's out there. Some kink can really open the doors to whole new levels of pleasure!

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asnakelovinbabe 16

If he doesn't want things shoved up his asshole, then he doesn't. Sometimes it's not about having an open mind. It's just that he knows what he wants, and things in his ass aren't one of them.

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Merylwen 24

No one used the words "right or wrong" before you did. And just because he doesn't want to do something doesn't mean he is closed-minded.

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makkarari 18

I'm not saying he has to try it, I'm just saying people are so scared to open their minds to the possibility of new things that they might actually end up enjoying. Same thing with women. Some women find having things shoved up their butts abhorrent, or even say bondage, but once they try it, actually like it. Society has made it so people have it in their minds what's right and wrong so they are scared to try new things. Not saying he has to, just saying he might like actually like it if he tries it!

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ninety 25

It has nothing to do with not being open minded or afraid to try new things. Some people just have zero interest in some things.

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2i1337i2iscore 13

36-Who are you to judge people as close minded? And if you are not using this specific scenario as an example, then who are these people you are talking about? I hate people who impose their values on other people in the name of open- mindedness. It's the biggest hypocrisy. Why is everything about society this or society that... What happened to individual choice? Always the self proclaimed "open minded" people who instantly show how closed minded they are in their judgements of others.

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lifein2014 13

somebody wont be able to sit down tomm ⊙_⊙

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Zebediabolical 39

I've used a strapon before, filled both holes at once. It's a little awkward, but still fun.

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Fr0gs 15

.. When you least expect it OP

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91hayek 31

Ask her why. It's odd that she would do it out of the blue without asking you first. Unless it has nothing to do with you. Maybe its a gag gift or she's going short on strap-ons; still, ask anyway.

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weveallbeenthere 30

before you run, make sure its not for one of her girlfriends.

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