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By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

Spicy
Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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Nickoli42 3

Give it a shot. You might just enjoy it!

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EvilLittleMan 23

OP, be ready to go from (_*_) to (_0_) in six seconds flat.

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KatyLarae 13

That's your cue to leave

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mutantproudish 16

Well it sounds like you need to strap-in for a bumpy ride!

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FroggerForReal 11

I guess she misinterpreted when you said you wanted to spice things up. Sorry OP I guess there's gonna have to be some awkward talk about this.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I'd be about fifty miles beyond turned on.

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DivinePrince 18

YDI, If you don't like it, tell her yourself.

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irocksox2014 13

I read that as fifty shades of terrifying lol

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hamusta 13

I wonder why it's okay (I'm not saying op does this) for a man to try to talk a woman into anal sex but if she wants to try it on him it's suddenly the worst thing that could ever happen.

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