By Barrel - 05/02/2009 07:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 794
You deserved it 9 051

Same thing different taste

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Dr_Phil 0

No sex in two years ... and you're still married, why?

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Guiseppi 0

Wow. Your life is all sorts of ******.

Divorce looks like a good thing now.

Well... you can't really blame her if you haven't had sex for 2 years. Like, seriously? DAMN. But yeah, DIVORCE.

i'm sorry but i have to agree with #5 and all the others. if you dont sleep with your wife for 2 years, you deserve it. thats just horrible. if it was me i wouldve divorced you about.. one year and 11 1/2 months ago

Mamu1977 0

It's your own damn fault. She's a woman and you decided to marry her, so a breakdown in communication that leads to 2 years of no sex is on you and not on her. And the fact of the matter is that she was the first to stray, so it isn't another case of "frigid wife" syndrome.

It doesn't matter. Cheating is still cheating. OP did nothing wrong, so stop making him feel bad for not doing his wife for two years.

We don't know the circumstances which lead to the no sex thing

Hahaha maybe if you had sex with her she wouldn't have cheated on your punk ass

seriously dude, if you haven't ****** your wife in two years, (A) how do you go about your normal life without a constant raging hard-on? and (B) you shouldn't blame her for ****** around. you should, however, divorce her and **** every single woman she's close to.

So...you shouldn't blame her, but you *should* take petty juvenile revenge on her. That makes sense.

Maybe Alex is the driver of the cab that she takes home from work?