By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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Koleckai 16

The couple that plays together, stays together...

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flockz 19

^wouldn't that just be sex?

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Bakarra 22

Oh I thought the saying meant play like sex games/foreplay, my bad...haha

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Time to divorce and ravage her. Then marry her again. Do this every time you're feeling horny.

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Bakarra 22

Pay a priest to move in with the couple and make the arrangements on OPs every whim

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TheNewGuy03 28

That would be the most expensive sex of all time

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AwkGirl 9

You know "ravage" has a certain dark meaning to it? Sometimes it's used interchangeably with "rape".

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fml0505 22

Hopefully it was a joke.. I bet she'll come around.

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13ky13 20

Doesn't sound like she'll be coming anywhere.

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dead_insects 18

also... because cheating is normally frowned upon, ice queen

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Chromax 8

To make matters worse, she'd convinced you to way till marriage.

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn. That would be major suckage to wait until marriage to have sex and then find out none is coming.

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BlackPhenom 9

That should send shivers down any man's spine. FYL OP

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worldclassrager 39

That is a bit off...marriage is given to the fact for sex with no consequences...give it time...she'll hopefully come around..,

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TheNewGuy03 28

Or she will find sex elsewhere and continue to milk OP for benefits ... let's all hope that's not the case.

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