By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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Manicpanic13 9

Umm... Pretty sure that's a big part of marriage... Just saying.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

I understand complacency and the eventual slowing down of things (sexually) that occurs in long term relationships and marriage but I'll never understand women who just shut their partner down based soley on the fact that they're married.

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sulitak 27

I agree. I'll admit I was more willing to do it while not really in the mood before marriage... but damn

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lochiamochia 25

It's not just women. There are men out there who do the same thing.

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BexBaby86 21

There's always time for sex. And, if you're lucky enough to marry someone who you only want to be with it should be more intimate, and more comfortable to keep it interesting. Hope she was kidding, and you find the passion you crave with her.

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pasha92 5

Wtf lol that sucks She plays it backwards you know no sex before marriage

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olpally 32

Are you sure you married the right woman??? Lol. She's got ice in her veins... What a twat waffle!

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skitsmuffin 6

Some people are like that. Invest in a sex doll. Hopefully she will change her mind

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Fairclough 8

But babe why should i pay the mortgage? Were married now.

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armyaggie 11

Polar opposite of how God planned it...

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RedPillSucks 31

ooh a good excuse *morgan freeman voice* BECAUSE GOD HATH COMMANDED IT!

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kernelkat 16

And who determines how God planned it? Let me guess, you do.

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temporalranger 14

Excuse me, but sex is NEVER "mandatory".

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monnanon 13

if that was said to me i would tell him to get on with it instead of bugging me for sex. threatening with cheating is not how to get your own way especially if you have someone like me who will call your bluff.

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Zebediabolical 39

Then what do you do when he calls your bluff and goes out for a piece of strange with your permission?

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lailagothgal 16

Uhh.. Cause basically you're supposed to have sex AFTER marriage?

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