By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Maybe she was a asexual(But not aromantic) person who just did it because she was nervous you would lose interest?

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Cinn_fml 22

You'd be surprised how many people are convinced by the "if you loved me you would..." attitude (either explicitly or by implication), or they're worried enough to think that that's what their partners are thinking even if it's not true. Even in today's supposedly tolerant society it can be difficult to talk about being in the minority percentages, especially when it comes to sexuality. I'm not saying it's right to deliberately mislead anyone that way, but I'm just saying it can be difficult to talk about things and be easier to bottle them up.

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catanita 18

Is it too late to get an annulment?

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Kuhu1993 21

ohhh!!! That sucks!!

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sexyboi1985 27

U r gone for good

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soylentgreens 8

I'm baffled, why would so many people suggest to stay with or even have children with that ice block of a woman? Since when does having children improve ones sexlife? If anything having children will make things even more complicated. So why would anyone in their right mind drag children into a less then perfect relationship? I'd say divorce her now!

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Thisfreakingguy 10

And not a single **** was given that day...

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Arkana_fml 14

What a low blow. Pun intended of course xD

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Mikain 7

She's probably cheating on you and as such is already satisifed, ie "doesn't need sex".

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Or maybe she just isn't interested in sex? Maybe she was asexual but did it in fear that if they said they were asexual, OP would dump them, but now that they are married, it would be much less convenient for OP. It might be a bit of a stretch, yes, but it's not really nice to just blindly accuse someone of probably cheating.

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meagain13720 6

When the sex is good, it's 10% of a relationship; when it's bad, it's 90%.

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Cynical_1 26

I've heard that somewhere before. Hmmm...where could it have been? DR. PHIL...IS THAT YOU? What are you doing here? lol.

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day624 14

Oh come on, you are MARRIED now! Of course there's no sexual relations involved!

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