By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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CaptainBlack 18

You're in for a long two and a half years...

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Enslaved 36

This reminds me of the joke: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last ********. Of course all you happily married people know that's far from true. :P

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sulitak 27

and those that don't know probably aren't very happy ;)

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crazycly 7

Get out before you waste more of your life

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Horsempeg 25

You need to romance her! Sweet talk her panties off!

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SumBur 11

I think she has that logic a bit backwards.

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onorexveritas 23

tell her its to keep you from getting prostate cancer

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bbpgrs 7

the dumb thing is you're supposed to have sex ONLY after you're married

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Jjimen1654 9

Your answer should be "because we are married"

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AngrySailor 17

Because the mail man does it better. FYL

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