By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Spicy
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 118
You deserved it 3 639
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

420 5

Comments

titzenpitzer 9

I didn't know what a chinese burn meant. I googled and now I do. Guys, you know that thing, when another guy tells a painful story about his genitalia, you get that tickling and almost painful feeling in your stomach? You pull an O-face and you schrink together? Cause that's what I'm feeling right now. Be strong, OP!

15 0
Dirty_Minded_FML 2

That's not a Chinese burn. Its a new technique of masturbation.

2 3
immaMonsta 8

#41 Someone already asked that. Looked at #3's comment, someone explained. Or maybe you could just Google it.

6 0
rooney0710 5

That picture is so disturbing. Please change it

7 2
merko 8

42) your profile pic is very very attractive, and i find it easy to achieve a full blown hard on when i look at that picture!

0 0
kirrra 11

how do 26 people think op deserved this..! no matter what my other half did to upset me,I don't think I could ever bring myself to inflict this kind of pain! either your wife is evil and cruel,or you did something insanely horrible to her,still dont think you deserved this though!

9 1
janerose21 3

Good morniiingggg my love and then.....

3 0
jaff23 11

Your wife is cruel! Get out while you can!

3 4
justlikeme79 9

I'd like to buy a vowel.

5 0
rooney0710 5

Probably thought you were hard thinking about another girl

4 1
charvisioku 22

In which case she's a raving insecure psychopath and probably needs heavy counselling.

5 0
traedaria 14

Ouch!! Those are also known as snake bites btw but omg why would she do that?!? FYL big time OP

1 0