By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
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underguarded 20

I'm trying not to imagine the pain. Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

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Enigmax2514 7

Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

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salvorican 24

That's pretty gross... I think she should just put a tampon soaked in water in his bookbag if he goes to school ^-^

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xxxNataliexxx 0

LMFAO your gonna look high, use like itching powder or something to get him back.

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xlord 27

Orrr wait till he is old enough to drive and if he gets pulled over for a random breathalyzer make him swallow alcohol. Too far??

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AshleyCole 0

Just reading this makes me cringe.

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wriptidez 0

hope u gently rinsed ur eye..hes a jerk and immature

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tennischik211 11

How does OP deserve this?

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Jammy01jams 2

While I sort of think it's funny he'll look high, OP also kind of deserves it for not washing his contacts every time they put it in like your supposed to.

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sillyjb 9

Major dill hole move, sorry I wear contacts and can't imagine the pain!

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